The missing Linc
Oh, what a joyous occasion!
Lincoln has always been a hero of mine. He hung tough in the face of adversity and violent opposition. He stood determined in his resolve to battle injustice and hatred. Charismatic, yet possessed with a dignified cool. A champion defender of the disenfranchised, and a staunch advocate for the rights of black Americans.
Plus, his monster Afro and aviator shades were wicked cool.
What?
Oh, you meant this Lincoln...
...not this Lincoln.
Never mind, then. Carry on.
Solid!
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Celebritiana, Dead People Got No Reason to Live, Getting Racial Up In This Piece, Hero of the Day, Random Acts of Patriotism, Teleholics Anonymous
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