Mr. and Mrs. and Baby Smith
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting a new arrival to the household they don't yet share, thanks to the relationship they long pretended didn't even exist.
Unlike the pregnancy of Tom Cruise's fiancee Katie Holmes, no one's going to have a problem imagining how Angelina and Brad generated new life.
That's a lot of pressure for a kid, having two of the world's most beautiful people as parents. What if the baby is homely? Genetics is, after all, an unpredictable and inexact science.
Plus, when the child is old enough to date, his or her suitors will always be hitting on Mom and Dad.
Unlike the pregnancy of Tom Cruise's fiancee Katie Holmes, no one's going to have a problem imagining how Angelina and Brad generated new life.
That's a lot of pressure for a kid, having two of the world's most beautiful people as parents. What if the baby is homely? Genetics is, after all, an unpredictable and inexact science.
Plus, when the child is old enough to date, his or her suitors will always be hitting on Mom and Dad.
Daughter's boyfriend: "So, Ms. Jolie, is Hephzibah home? No? Well, umm... can I come over anyway?"
Son's girlfriend: "So, Mr. Pitt, do you need any babysitting services? Yes, I know Brad Jr. is 17. I meant for yourself."
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 3:25 PM
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
This couple is thought of as two of the most beautiful people in the world? Who bestowed that title on them? Not I and surely not you, Uncle Swan. Maybe Angelina may have humanitarian qualities of some sort. If I was a man she wouldn't float my boat. And as a woman, Brad Pitt I could do without. What do other women see in him? Just give me Scott Bakula, Tom Hanks or John Schneider (the grown up version--much more handsome than he was as Bo Duke)!!
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