Ahnold, what is best in life? Apparently, not a driver's license

First, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (sorry... I always have to stop to laugh whenever I type that) cracks up his Harley, ramming it into a car on a residential street Sunday afternoon.

Second, we had to endure photos of the Governator's stitched-up lip on the morning news, while we attempted not to choke on our Folger's.

Third, we learn that Ahnold doesn't even have a license to drive a motorcycle. I guess maybe he thought that having ridden one in the movies somehow earned him a waiver.

And we Californians wonder why people in other parts of the country think we're all crazy.