Today on the Other Side

"Greetings, Mr. Lay! Welcome to the afterlife."

"Why, thank you."

"You're just in time. We're having a parade in celebration of your arrival."

"Really? There must be thousands of people here."

"Hundreds of thousands, at last count."

"Wow... all for me?"

"Oh, yes. These are all of the people whose descendants you robbed of their rightful inheritances. They've been eagerly anticipating this day."

"Umm... they look kind of testy."

"That's why it's called the Hereafter, Mr. Lay. It's you they're here after."

"Well, I don't want to spend eternity in heaven with this crowd."

"Oh, you thought this was heaven."