Housewives aren't that desperate

Now we know why actor Page Kennedy got the bum's rush last week from his regular gig on Desperate Housewives.

According to the New York Post by way of the San Francisco Chronicle, Kennedy was fired for exposing himself to coworkers. The published report quotes a source as saying, "Kennedy may have had a problem with flashing people on the set."

Actually, it would seem more accurate to surmise that Kennedy's fellow cast members had a problem with him flashing. I'm guessing he didn't have a problem with it at all.



Maybe Kennedy thought that notorious skit aired during a Monday Night Football game last season, in which Housewives costar Nicolette Sheridan dropped her towel for the viewing pleasure of then-Philadelphia Eagles standout Terrell Owens, was a true-to-life portrayal of the way business gets done on the show.

Hmm... now both Kennedy and Owens are out of work, while Sheridan still has a job. I ask you: Is there no justice in Hollywood?

Wait. Don't answer that.

Never mind.