Better golf through genetics
This past weekend, Tiger Woods and Annika Sorenstam both won the last big professional tournament of the year for their respective genders. No surprise there.
But I was thinking...
Since Tiger was going to marry a Scandinavian woman anyway...
wouldn't it have been wicked cool if he and Annika had hooked up?
Can you imagine the golf career that would await their offspring? They'd be shoving a driver in the kid's hand before he or she was potty trained.
I'd buy futures in that baby.
But I was thinking...
Since Tiger was going to marry a Scandinavian woman anyway...
wouldn't it have been wicked cool if he and Annika had hooked up?
Can you imagine the golf career that would await their offspring? They'd be shoving a driver in the kid's hand before he or she was potty trained.
I'd buy futures in that baby.
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 11:48 AM
2 insisted on sticking two cents in:
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
Of course Tiger is a white man dressed up like a black man.
My reading audience is even more diverse than I thought. Who knew David Duke was an SSTOL fan?
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