Blue light special

This week's winner of the SSTOL Lousy Timing Award is Marvin Williams of Tampa, Florida. Marv thought it would be a hoot to slap a phony rotating police light on his dashboard and pull over a fellow motorist in a phony traffic stop.

Oops Number One: Marvin's intended victims turned out to be a pair of undercover police officers, Sean Kruger and Jason Degagne.

Oops Number Two: Marvin's police light may have been bogus, but the seven-gram baggie of blow parked on the center console of his ride apparently was not.

According to a police department spokeswoman, officers Kruger and Degagne hauled Marvin and his female passenger off to the hoosegow "with a real blue light."