Hit me, baby, one more time

Sign of the apocalypse: Britney Spears is pregnant.

Oh yeah — that'll be a good, well-balanced life for a kid. Let's see...Dad knocked up another woman out of wedlock twice, then ducked out on her — gravid belly and all — to shack up with Mom, the entirety of whose career involves her gyrating half-naked on stage while pretending to sing.

Better book Dr. Phil now, before his schedule fills up.