This just in: George W. craves "the touch of the younger kind"
I'm not sure which of the following facts is the coolest:
That the leader of the free world has "My Sharona" by the Knack on his iPod, breaking through with some sleazy '70s vintage power pop amid all of the mind-numbing country tunes that make up most of the rest of the President's listening enjoyment...
Or:
That Sharona Alperin, who was just 17 years old when Doug Fieger and company recorded their leering paean to her desirability, is now a hotshot real estate agent in Beverly Hills, who on her Web site milks her decades-old chart-topping connection for every marketing cent it's worth.
(FYI: As the father of a daughter who will be 17 in a year, any man who wrote song lyrics of that nature about my little girl would likely turn up on the side of a milk carton, or in an episode of Without a Trace. Be warned.)
That the leader of the free world has "My Sharona" by the Knack on his iPod, breaking through with some sleazy '70s vintage power pop amid all of the mind-numbing country tunes that make up most of the rest of the President's listening enjoyment...
Or:
That Sharona Alperin, who was just 17 years old when Doug Fieger and company recorded their leering paean to her desirability, is now a hotshot real estate agent in Beverly Hills, who on her Web site milks her decades-old chart-topping connection for every marketing cent it's worth.
(FYI: As the father of a daughter who will be 17 in a year, any man who wrote song lyrics of that nature about my little girl would likely turn up on the side of a milk carton, or in an episode of Without a Trace. Be warned.)
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