Are you lonesome tonight?
If Elvis were still alive, he'd have turned 70 today.
Of course, if Elvis were still alive, he'd probably still be cramming his aging, portly carcass into a white sequined jumpsuit every night, just so he could toddle out on stage in some half-filled casino showroom in Las Vegas to fling sweat-soaked scarves at blue-haired grannies and croak out his ancient hits in a voice long since demolished by the ravages of overuse and time.
In other words, if Elvis were still alive, he'd be Wayne Newton.
He's better off dead.
Of course, if Elvis were still alive, he'd probably still be cramming his aging, portly carcass into a white sequined jumpsuit every night, just so he could toddle out on stage in some half-filled casino showroom in Las Vegas to fling sweat-soaked scarves at blue-haired grannies and croak out his ancient hits in a voice long since demolished by the ravages of overuse and time.
In other words, if Elvis were still alive, he'd be Wayne Newton.
He's better off dead.
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 9:36 PM
1 insisted on sticking two cents in:
I couldn't have said it bettter myself although once glance at my blog shows I sure as hell tried to.:(
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