Gavin sez: Gay marriage, good; straight marriage — eh, not so much
San Francisco Mayor Gavin "I'm not a Kennedy, but I play one on TV" Newsom and his bride of three years, Court TV personality Kimberly Guilfoyle, are splitsville.
From 40 miles away, I can hear lawyers salivating.
Gav and the Kimster assure the world that all is well — they'll still be best buds and boon companions and such — they've just developed separate lives, what with her career booming in the Big Apple and his political fortunes tied to Babylon-by-the-Bay. And I guess we'll let the story play that way in the media, if that's how the kids want to portray it.
But if someone's tell-all expose landing on bookshelves in years (even months) hence fairly drips with black ink to substantiate "the whisper told most often" — the one about a certain social butterfly playing the beard for a certain fast-rising politico — well, don't say you heard it from your Uncle Swan.
The lawyers have salivated enough already.
From 40 miles away, I can hear lawyers salivating.
Gav and the Kimster assure the world that all is well — they'll still be best buds and boon companions and such — they've just developed separate lives, what with her career booming in the Big Apple and his political fortunes tied to Babylon-by-the-Bay. And I guess we'll let the story play that way in the media, if that's how the kids want to portray it.
But if someone's tell-all expose landing on bookshelves in years (even months) hence fairly drips with black ink to substantiate "the whisper told most often" — the one about a certain social butterfly playing the beard for a certain fast-rising politico — well, don't say you heard it from your Uncle Swan.
The lawyers have salivated enough already.
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 8:10 PM
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Found your site through blogexplosion. Not bad, a little depressing for me, but I kind of like it.
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