You want chips with that?

Two enterprising women operating a mobile hot dog stand on New York's Long Island were arrested for offering a menu of "side dishes" the folks piloting Weinerschnitzel's Wiener Wagon never thought of.

Hopefully the frankfurters served out of this brothel-on-wheels weren't Hebrew National, because I don't think the associated activities were exactly kosher.

I'm also guessing that these ladies didn't realize that the second vowel in "condiments" is not an "o."