What's Up With That? #67: That's why it's called the Big House
Because it's essential that Sonoma County continue to solidify its reputation as the pedophilia capital of North America...
A teacher at one of the local high schools was arrested this weekend, charged with allegedly engineering an illicit rendezvous with a teenage girl.
Scott Dietlin, a 34-year-old history and economics teacher at Casa Grande High School in Petaluma, was arraigned today in San Mateo County on three felony counts.
According to Burlingame police, Dietlin made a connection with two underage female residents of that community via their MySpace page. When the girls reported Dietlin's untoward e-mails to local authorities, a police detective continued the conversations until Saturday's scheduled meeting.
I'm guessing that Mr. Dietlin was a tad surprised when his online dream date turned up wearing a badge and Police Special.
Ironically, Casa Grande High's nickname among local kids is "the Big House," a pun on its Spanish name. As my daughter KM said of Dietlin's misadventure...
"He'll be going from the Big House to the Big House."
A teacher at one of the local high schools was arrested this weekend, charged with allegedly engineering an illicit rendezvous with a teenage girl.
Scott Dietlin, a 34-year-old history and economics teacher at Casa Grande High School in Petaluma, was arraigned today in San Mateo County on three felony counts.
According to Burlingame police, Dietlin made a connection with two underage female residents of that community via their MySpace page. When the girls reported Dietlin's untoward e-mails to local authorities, a police detective continued the conversations until Saturday's scheduled meeting.
I'm guessing that Mr. Dietlin was a tad surprised when his online dream date turned up wearing a badge and Police Special.
Ironically, Casa Grande High's nickname among local kids is "the Big House," a pun on its Spanish name. As my daughter KM said of Dietlin's misadventure...
"He'll be going from the Big House to the Big House."
Labels: My Home Town, Ripped From the Headlines, Taking Umbrage, Whats Up With That
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 8:12 PM
4 insisted on sticking two cents in:
"Pedophilia capital of North America".
Worst tourism campaign ever.
LongTimeFirstTime: At least I said "of North America." I think Bangkok still holds the world title.
But... yeah.
Haven't pedophiles learned yet about the Internet stings to trap pedophiles?
Shelli: The Second Rule of Pedophilia seems to be: "I'll never be the guy who gets caught."
The First Rule of Pedophilia, of course, is: "You do NOT talk about Pedophilia Club."
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