Curse you, Matt Damon
Well, it's happened yet again.
I've been passed over by People Magazine for the annual Sexiest Man Alive honors. This year, Matt Damon got the nod.
I'm so much sexier than Matt Damon, it's not even funny. Matt Damon looks like the dweeby kid brother of your best friend from high school. He's Good Will Hunting, for pity's sake.
That's the problem with America: No one knows real masculine pulchritude when they see it.
Anyway, here are the rest of the girly-men People thought were sexier than I was this year:
2. Patrick Dempsey (McBoring)
3. Ryan Reynolds (sounds like a Marvel Comics secret identity)
4. Brad Pitt (he's so two years ago)
5. James McAvoy (the wimpy doctor from The Last King of Scotland? really?)
6. Johnny Depp (is weird sexy?)
7. Dave Annable (I'll confess — I had to Google him; I'd never heard of the guy)
8. Will Smith (he got Jada's vote)
9. Javier Bardem (not fair; he's got that Latin Lothario thing going)
10. Shemar Moore (okay, yeah — he could play me in the SwanShadow biopic)
Ah, well. There's always next year.
Unless Clooney resurfaces.
I've been passed over by People Magazine for the annual Sexiest Man Alive honors. This year, Matt Damon got the nod.
I'm so much sexier than Matt Damon, it's not even funny. Matt Damon looks like the dweeby kid brother of your best friend from high school. He's Good Will Hunting, for pity's sake.
That's the problem with America: No one knows real masculine pulchritude when they see it.
Anyway, here are the rest of the girly-men People thought were sexier than I was this year:
2. Patrick Dempsey (McBoring)
3. Ryan Reynolds (sounds like a Marvel Comics secret identity)
4. Brad Pitt (he's so two years ago)
5. James McAvoy (the wimpy doctor from The Last King of Scotland? really?)
6. Johnny Depp (is weird sexy?)
7. Dave Annable (I'll confess — I had to Google him; I'd never heard of the guy)
8. Will Smith (he got Jada's vote)
9. Javier Bardem (not fair; he's got that Latin Lothario thing going)
10. Shemar Moore (okay, yeah — he could play me in the SwanShadow biopic)
Ah, well. There's always next year.
Unless Clooney resurfaces.
Labels: Aimless Riffing, Celebritiana, Cinemania, Listology, Sexiest People Alive, Taking Umbrage
SwanShadow was randomly pounding the keyboard at 10:53 PM
2 insisted on sticking two cents in:
Uncle Swan,
Life is so unfair! I always get passed over for mother of the year too. If my vote counts, you've got my nod!
I'll have to look to see who made the complete list, but most of the time it's just too PC, and predictable, for my tastes.
Patrick, Johnny, Brad and George are old standbys now.
I do like Ryan Reynolds because his humor makes him sexier.
I have no idea who James McAvoy or Javier Bardem is.
I did know Dave Annable though. I like him, but I'm surprised he made the cut all the same.
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