Least surprising revelation of the week

This just in from former Congressman Mark Foley's attorney, David Roth, Esq.:

Finally, Mark Foley wants you to know that he is a gay man.

Memo to Mr. Roth:

I think we figured that one out, Dave. But thanks for the clarification.

If your client decides that he also wants us to know that he is (a) an ephebophile, (b) flagrantly indiscreet, or (c) an utter moron, you can tell him we know that already, too.

You may have to explain ephebophile.