Speak of the devil

Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela, referred to President G. W. Bush as "the devil" in his address before the United Nations General Assembly yesterday. According to Hugo, he could still smell the sulfur fumes in the air from Bush's U.N. appearance on Tuesday.

Memo to Señor Chavez:

Gee, thanks, Hugo. Now's a fine time to point this out. Couldn't you have revealed this crucial bit of information before we elected the guy — twice?

I mean, if I knew that your country's president was evil incarnate, I'd tell you the instant I found out.

But of course, if Venezuela's president was the devil, that would mean that you...

Umm...

Never mind.