Love-A-Teen Day

According to this Web site, today is "Love-A-Teen Day."

Observing this dubious holiday is illegal in my home state of California. The laws may, however, be different if you live in certain rural areas of the American South.

Unless the teen in question is eighteen or nineteen. Then I'm pretty sure it's legal everywhere.

Assuming the teen consents.

And assuming you're not older than, say, twenty-two. If you are, it's just creepy. Especially if your name is Rob Lowe. Or R. Kelly. And you're stupid enough to videotape.

Maybe we should all just keep our love to ourselves, and leave the teens alone.