It's the real thing

Police in Roseville, Michigan busted a woman for speeding and discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her car.

The woman's name? Denise Coke.

I'm thinking a change in either name or personal habits is in order here, or these arrests are likely to become more frequent.

In other news, little Jackie Paper continues to love that rascal Puff the magic dragon. Jackie's friend Mary Jane denies any involvement.