What's Up With That? #15: Things that make you go "Ewwww!"
So Steven Spielberg is seriously considering matching the craggy and decrepit sexagenarian Harrison Ford with fresh-faced 20-year-old Scarlett Johanssen in the next Indiana Jones movie (which I believe has a working title of Indiana Jones and the Race to the Bathroom).
This news comes on the heels of speculation that Demi Moore — who's almost my age, for crying out loud — is carrying the love child of her 15-years-junior boytoy Ashton Kutcher, and reports that Demi's ex Bruce Willis — who recently qualified for AARP membership — has been spotted swapping oral bacteria with 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, who can't legally drink or gamble for another three years.
In the immortal words of Mr. Hand: "What are you people? On dope?"
That's just...icky.
Speaking of Ashton Kutcher, he's essaying the Sidney Poitier role in the upcoming remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Oh yeah. That'll work. What, Pauly Shore was busy that week?
Sidney Poitier must be turning over in his grave. I know you're thinking, "Sidney Poitier isn't dead." Trust me — he'll keel over from apoplexy just as soon as he finds out that a no-talent pretty boy was cast in one of his best-known roles.
Next up, Andy Dick stars in the remake of They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
(This article is cross-posted to my film/television blog at DVD Verdict.)
This news comes on the heels of speculation that Demi Moore — who's almost my age, for crying out loud — is carrying the love child of her 15-years-junior boytoy Ashton Kutcher, and reports that Demi's ex Bruce Willis — who recently qualified for AARP membership — has been spotted swapping oral bacteria with 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, who can't legally drink or gamble for another three years.
In the immortal words of Mr. Hand: "What are you people? On dope?"
That's just...icky.
Speaking of Ashton Kutcher, he's essaying the Sidney Poitier role in the upcoming remake of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Oh yeah. That'll work. What, Pauly Shore was busy that week?
Sidney Poitier must be turning over in his grave. I know you're thinking, "Sidney Poitier isn't dead." Trust me — he'll keel over from apoplexy just as soon as he finds out that a no-talent pretty boy was cast in one of his best-known roles.
Next up, Andy Dick stars in the remake of They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
(This article is cross-posted to my film/television blog at DVD Verdict.)
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2 insisted on sticking two cents in:
Your blog is more entertaining than ET ;-)
Aw, thanks, Joel!
(Umm...that was a compliment, wasn't it?)
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