That's just wrong, for so many reasons

I'm not sure what's ickiest about the story that Liza Minnelli allegedly coerced her 56-year-old bodyguard into having sexual relations with her rather than lose his job:

• That anyone would be coerced into having sex with Liza Minnelli;
  
• That anyone would view remaining in the employ of Liza Minnelli as being worth having coerced sex with her;
  
• That a woman with Liza Minnelli's wealth and celebrity status would, having made the decision to coerce someone into having sex with her, choose a 56-year-old bodyguard instead of some handsome young studmuffin on the make;
  
• That we all now have the mental image of Liza Minnelli and her 56-year-old bodyguard gettin' jiggy wit' it.

Eeewwwww. I'd go take a hot shower and scrub myself all over with a loofa, if that wasn't going to make me think of Bill O'Reilly.