Living the life of O'Reilly

You know who I'm glad I'm not this week?

Bill O'Reilly.

If even a fraction of what's in this complaint (posted by The Smoking Gun) filed against the FOX News talk show host and conservative pundit is true, the Bill-man is going to be wiping enough egg off his face to fuel Grand Slam Breakfasts at his local Denny's well into the next decade.

(Sensibility alert: The above-referenced document contains material that will make you want to scrub yourself vigorously all over with a Brillo pad. Viewer discretion is heartily advised.)

O'Reilly a lecher? Bill Bennett a compulsive gambler? Tom DeLay a scam artist? Next, you'll be telling me Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. No, wait...