Tigger the fondling tiger exonerated

A guy who plays Tigger at Walt Disney World was today found not guilty of inappropriately touching a 13-year-old girl while in costume as the friendly tiger character from the Winnie-the-Pooh stories.

The only times I've felt inappropriately touched at a Disney theme park was by the inescapable hand of Uncle Walt grabbing at my wallet. But I've never brought charges.