I Wish I'd Said That #1: They're different, those women

During the U.S. women's soccer victory over Brazil today, the NBC commentators mentioned that Brazilian women's soccer coach Rene Simoes has also coached the Brazilian men's team at various times. When Simoes was asked the difference between coaching women and men, these pearls of wisdom dripped like honey from his lips:

"With men, you solve problems. With women, you discuss problems."